[mom] What do you want to have for dinner on Thanksgiving?
[me] Huh? I don't know... why? When's Thanksgiving?
[mom] This weekend.
[me] ........
[mom] ......
[me] ...... *mumble* shit *end mumble*.

For you Thanksgiving traditionalists, none of us can stand turkey. The last time me mam prepared one (lord knows what year that was...) we barely touched it, so she quit with the 10lb ball of flesh deal... so, thanks to me, it'll be steamed (err, but it's baked in an oven...) fish this year... score.