So after two urologist visits yesterday and an x-ray in between, I still don't know what the hell's goin' on. The problem is the x-ray wasn't clear enough to precisely define the location and the size of the bitch, but if it was that shiny thing my doctor suspects, then I'm screwed.

Apparently anything about 5 millimetres or under in size is safe and relatively painless to piss pass naturally, but that thing he saw measured just under 8.

EIGHT.

So now I've gotta wait for him to get me an appointment at a hospital to get a CT urogram, and if it's really that big then he's gonna slice and dice me. That's another problem, since he already has a month's worth of surgery backlogged because of this SARS stuff (everyone should've been washing their hands all the time before this even begun I say...). And really, this bah-studs not gonna wait another month.

Maybe I should just go to the hospital emergency room and start screaming in agony to get that scan right away. If I don't take anything for the pain, it's not really acting anyway.