Despise those Russian "lesbians" Tatu? D'you wish their 15 minutes would end? Well I don't have a solution for that, time'll take care of that itself, but here's an alternative...

Japanese "lesbians"! Yes folks, Juemilia, two Nihonjin teens doing a reproduced version of "that song". Now you might be thinking "who the fack cares?", which is cool, cause I'd feel the same way. But, you must, and I mean must, go to the special section and watch the video in its entirety, only to see one of the most unintentionally funny videos ever made. I can't explain, but I shouldn't have to, cause you will watch it. (Jedi mind trick rules)

+: You'd think it'd be simple to find a bottle of mirin/sweet rice wine, but no, Dominion doesn't carry it, same with Price Chopper, and No Frills... I didn't bother. All I wanna do is make some teriyaki, yo.

+: Ready made bottled teriyaki sauce? Bleh, I say.