I ripped this ad from an episode of S.M. Live Action. I don't wanna spell the title out completely, cause we get enough weirdo's finding this place with such unique Google searches as "animated waterbed" and "teenage Japanese lesbians".

So anyway, at first I thought it was a joke by the dudes that subtitled the episode, cause of the grainy appearance, it being dubbed in English, and that really funny slogan, but it looks legit. So as it stands, it's just a fucking tops of a commercial.

Battle Royale Interlude_____
*beepbeEPBEEP*
Kuninobu: "Shuya!!!"
Nanahara: "Nobu!!!"
*SPLAT*
*THUD*
*trickle*

End Battle Royale Interlude

Next Time... I Promise._____
My brother wanted to order some Memories of Japan for dinner. The problem with these guys is they never tell you how much it's gonna be on the phone, they just show up at your door expecting you to just know. So the guy comes and it ends up being 24 and change, to which I handed him 25.

"That's it?"

"Yup"

"CHIKUSHO!"

Well he didn't actually say that last line, but he did walk off in an apparent huff, in the rain at that. But what does he expect? That's all I had on me. If I knew what the price was, this kinda shit wouldn't hit the fan.

Empty._____
Time for a lemon and a couple litres of water.

+: Please don't spit in my food next time.

+: Please?