"Pereho babae?!!"

Watching the first few episodes of My Little Chef with the mother would've been the "highlight" of a boring day, were it not for the approximately 30 seconds I spent trying to tell her that not all female wrestlers are tomboy lesbians during tonight's Sunday Night Heat. Jazz and her jacked-up manlier-than-her-husband manliness might be to blame.

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This isn't big news, but the third-last paragraph is chuckle worthy:

"Former Oasis drummer Alan White, the band's DJ Phil Smith and two security guards were also arrested. Noel Gallagher was in bed at the time."

Not "Noel Gallagher was not involved in the incident". BED. Might as well've said "Noel Gallagher was busy in his hotel room humming Hey Jude while trimming his nose hair and shaving his monobrow".

Notice the "Former Oasis drummer Alan White" line? They've got some little rube named Zac filling in while they record the new album, even bringing him along when they headline Glastonbury. Don't know why, he doesn't have much experience. His dad kinda rings a bell though.